Being A Hijabi Mum Like A Pro

As a hijabi mum in London, the whole “juggling act” you can get down to a fine art. From nailing the perfect hijab tuck to making sure the kids’ packed lunches are ready to go, it’s all in a day’s work for you, the professional multi-tasker. Want to know my secrets? Strap in, because I’m about to drop some serious knowledge on how to be a hijabi mum boss. First off, invest in a few good quality, lightweight hijabs that won’t make you break a sweat during the school run. Trust me, nothing ruins a carefully curated look like a big ol’ sweat patch.

Secondly, master the art of the one-handed meal prep, whilst the other hand can be on your mobile Let’s not forget the all-important school admin. Between permission slips, parent-teacher meetings and that dreaded summer fair, having a colour-coded spreadsheet is an absolute must. Nothing falls through the cracks on your watch! This is the foolproof guide to being a hijabi mum and totally nailing it.

Next up, let’s talk about the art of stealth snacking during Ramadan. Picture this: you’re fasting, it’s mid-afternoon, and little Aisha’s just spilled her entire juice box on the carpet. Time for some ninja-level cleaning skills while discreetly avoiding the temptation to lick your fingers clean. Pro tip: keep a pack of wet wipes handy for quick clean-ups and to mask any lingering food smells. Speaking of Ramadan, let’s not forget the Olympic-worthy sprint to prepare iftar while simultaneously helping with homework and keeping the kids from sneaking early bites. It’s like a culinary version of Taskmaster, but with higher stakes and more hangry spectators. Don’t get me started on the hijab-friendly workout routines. Who needs a gym when you’ve got a house full of toys to tidy? Squats to pick up Legos, lunges while vacuuming, and arm curls with bags of shopping – it’s a full-body workout disguised as housework. Lastly, perfecting the art of the “mum look” through your hijab is essential.

You know, that look that can silence a misbehaving child from across a crowded playground without uttering a word. It’s all in the eyebrows, ladies. But wait, there’s more to the hijabi mum hustle! You know those precious 15 minutes when all the kids are miraculously occupied? That’s prime nap real estate, my friends.

Let’s not overlook the importance of a good hijab pin collection. These little beauties aren’t just for keeping your scarf in place; they’re emergency tools for everything from picking locks when your toddler inevitably locks himself in the loo, to fixing loose buttons on school uniforms five minutes before the bell rings. Speaking of school, have you mastered the art of the halal packed lunch yet? It’s a delicate balance between nutrition & kid-appeal, Pro tip: a thermos of biryani might be delicious, but it’s not always playground-friendly.

Finally, let’s talk about the ultimate superpower, your acute sense of hearing. You’ll hear every whispered plan to raid the biscuit tin, every hushed argument over whose turn it is on the iPad, and every muffled giggle that means someone’s up to no good. It’s like having eyes in the back of your head, but for your ears!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to dash. The school WhatsApp group is blowing up about non-uniform day, and someone’s got to remind everyone it’s tomorrow, not next week. signing off!